I help run an Entertainment Baseball show. Think Harlem Globetrotters, but baseball. We are looking for someone to watch the recordings of our games and track the following statistics for our players (on both teams):
- Errors
- Trick plays
- Home Runs
- Derby Home Runs (Only Last Inning)
- ERA
- Innings Pitched
- Batting Average
- RBIs
Our shows are only 6 Innings, with every half inning being timed at 5 minutes. The last inning is a home run derby, so there is only really 50 minutes of play to get through each game.
We have already played 4 shows, so you'll have a backlog of 4 shows to get through and then we play every Saturday until October 3rd. We are offering $125 per game.
The rules of our baseball show are significantly different than normal baseball, and the rules are subject to change as often as weekly. This shouldn't have a major effect on your job - but it will certainly have some effect.
When responding to this post, please make sure you confirm your understanding that this is not a normal baseball game.
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